[The scene opens up. Commercials are no more. A new scene is shown. A funeral parlor nonetheless. A new figure is shown, a hideous creature, known to the common man as the Crypt Keeper. He laughs his gruesome laugh as the camera focuses on him. Concotions brew in the distance, cobwebs and dust seem to take over the place as the fiend known as the Crypt Keeper finally comes into complete view, a close up of his disfiguredness, as he begins to speak.]
Crypt Keeper: Hello fright fans! Welcome one again to another ghastly tale from beyond the graves. (Laughs) Tonight we have a special little treat for all of you, a special bWo edition of Tales from the Crypt, as we bring you a gruesome tale of a federation, a federation full of greed and deceit. Many of the participants want to be the best and will do anything, and I mean anything to get their little hands on championship belts, some will even DIE for it. (Laughs harder) Here lays a tale, a tale of a group who finally gets their chance to get what they want, or they do, in a little piece I call, "Gold to Die For".
[The new scene opens up. It's the bWo main arena. Promos are shown of the front office. It switches to several lockerrooms, everything is empty, completely empty. None of the lockerrooms are occupied. The camera pans into Ice Porsche's dressing room, Haywire's, Hardcore Matt's, Sinister's, Brian McShane's, Steve Douglas', and even Shinobi Shaw's. No one is in their own dressing room. A gust of wind can be heard. It's just an exclamation point on the quietness of the building. The camera pans over to a new area. It seems that every person missing in a dressing room is now in front of a main door. They are all there, Ice Porsche, Hardcore Matt, Haywire, Sinister, Brian McShane, Steve Douglas and Shinobi Shaw. All stand in front of the door, each with a note, each looking puzzled, wondering what is going on, all don't know though, that they all hold the same note in their hands. Hardcore Matt laughs as he throws the note down and looks at all of the other wrestlers. Some of the others scratch their head, pace around, look at each other, wondering...]
Hardcore Matt: Hey I got a note here saying that if I was truly a super heavyweight, I would come here and pick up the gold I wanted so badly. Not what is going on and why are you all here!? Sinister: I have no idea, but all I know is that the True Sensation came here to pick up what's his and that's the Heavyweight Title. Now everyone get out of my way so I can get what's mine inside. Brian McShane: What in the world are you talking about? I think it's time for everyone to get ready for a revolution in the bWo, those titles are mine. [All of the wrestlers begin to quarrel about the titles as they crumple the papers, out of the crowd Shinobi Shaw tries to make the peace.] Shinobi Shaw: Hey hey HEY!!!!! Hardcore Matt: Hey are you disrespecting me!? Shinobi Shaw: Shut up jabronie! Now what do you think if we at least get this damn door open and see what's inside, the note said that the Soldiers of Apocalypse all have retired from the Fed, which leaves us with the belts now, now what do you think if we all open the door and look to see what's inside. Hardcore Matt: Well the Big Shot thinks... Shinobi Shaw: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!!! [Shinobi Shaw opens the door as Hardcore Matt looks extremely frustrated. The other wrestlers just laugh as they all follow behind Shinobi Shaw. They come into a room, a large room, with three coffins. On each coffin, there is an individual belt. All three bWo belts rest on top of the coffins, as the room bares nothing else but those coffins, just the walls, the one door, the three coffins and the three belts. The wrestlers looked confused at one another, now knowing what to make out of the situation. A voice booms from the distance as the door shuts by itself. Steve Douglas tries to open the door but it won't open.] Voice: Here before you lies the objects of your obsessions. There are three belts, even though there are seven of you. What to do in such a situation, only you can decide. Only the three worthy enough of the belt will be able to exit the room, I repeat, only THREE can exit the room, none more, none less. Do what you can for the belt of your choice, they are all yours, that's if you so much as desire them. [The wrestlers all look at each other. Some raise their eyebrows, some even have a little glow in their eyes. Hardcore Matt eyes down the Hardcore Title. He rubs his hands together as he walks over to the first coffin with the chopped up Hardcore Title on it.] Hardcore Matt: Well since I'm the big shot and the MOST hardcore wrestler ever, I guess the Hardcore Belt is mine. Brian McShane: Whoa! What do you mean it's yours? You can't just take it like that! [Hardcore Matt and Brian McShane begin to argue with each other as they begin by pushing each other. Both begin to shout at each other. Meanwhile, Haywire stands behind as he tries to sneak up on the Hardcore Title while at ther other coffin, the U.S. Title lays. Shinobi Shaw seems to eye down the title, remembering how Kidd Reaper and him had such a bitter feud. Steve Douglas notices this and automatically tries to walk for the U.S. Title as well. Only Sinister and Ice Porsche remain. They notice what is happening and both look at the Heavyweight Title.] Ice Porsche: Now look, I know what you're thinking so just stop it right now! Whoever is behind this just wants to see all of us kick the crap out of each other. Sinister: Why don't you just know your role and shut your mouth before I put you DOWN and OUT!!! You know that title's as good as mine! [Ice Porsche and Sinister stare each other down. Back at the Hardcore coffin, Hardcore Matt and Brian McShane are battling it out. Haywire almost has his hands on the title. He holds his hands right above the title as he looks around. He finally grabs the title as he holds it up and laughs, right then and there, something shoots out of the wall and hits Haywire! Haywire drops the belt as he is now tied to a wall, covered completely by barbed wire! Ironic! Haywire is killed instantly as his lifeless body is pinned against the wall completely by barbed wire. Hardcore Matt and Brian McShane still haven't noticed and continue to fight it on. On the other side, Steve Douglas and Shinobi Shaw are now duking it out as Shinobi Shaw finally gains the upper hand and renders Steve Douglas unconscious. Right at the same time, Sinister falls to the ground as now Ice Porsche sees the prized Heavyweight Title right in front of him. Shinobi Shaw places his hands right on the belt and picks it up as he laughs, victoriously. Suddenly, from his side of the wall, shurikens blast out and hit Shinobi Shaw from head to toe! Shinobi Shaw instantly falls dead to the ground! The title drops as well!!! Ice Porsche runs over to his belt, now knowing yet what has happened to both Haywire and Shinobi Shaw as both lay dead within the room. Ice Porsche grabs the belt. He picks it up and tries to run for a door but a huge iced dagger comes out from nowhere and pierces Ice Porsche right through the heart!!!
Only four are left! Hardcore Matt and Brian McShane are still battling it out. Steve Douglas is beginning to get up as he sees Shaw's dead body and begins to laugh. Sinister gets up as well and sees Ice Porsche's corpse, still with the dagger right through his heart. Both Douglas and Sinister see what has happened and see the belts they seek both on the floor. They methodically study the positioning of the room. Meantime, Hardcore Matt finally gets behind Brian McShane and puts him into a sleeper hold. Brian McShane is beginning to fall!]
Hardcore Matt: You wanna disrespect me!? Huh huh huh? Well I'm the big shot and you're about to have a big headache! [Hardcore Matt finally snaps Brian McShane's neck as he lets go of McShane's body. Hardcore Matt lets go as he laughs. He sees that Sinister and Douglas aren't advancing for the belts and stops. He sees Haywire pinned by barbed wire and laughs as well. Only three left now. All three stand in front of their titles, the coffins, the dead bodies that lay within the room. Hardcore Matt grabs the Hardcore Title. Nothing happens. Sinister and Steve Douglas grab the other titles. Nothing happens. They all look at each other as they finally have passed what seems to be the test. The voice now booms once again.] Voice: I did say three would leave the room and three shall. The titles all have their respective hands upon them, but, are you to leave the room? HA HA HA HA HA HA [All three of the remaining wrestlers look at each other, not understanding. As they head for the door, they try to open it. Nothing opens. The knob doesn't even twist. They begin to hesitate as they hold the belts. They look around but there is no other exit. The coffins begin to open now, all three. The three wrestlers look in fear.] Voice: The last challenge is within this, having all three men of the Soldiers of the Apocalypse retired their belts and deceased, there should be no problem of facing the ghosts that once inhabited the gold, Fission, Kidd Reaper, and Pipez are no more, and you three hold the belts now. Hardcore Matt: Three? The big shot thinks there was four of them!? What happened to Faze??? Voice: Faze can't decease, he was never alive in the first place, HA HA HA HA, don't worry about me, just worry about what may lay in those coffins, burn in hell... [All three wrestlers remaining begin to panick. The coffins open completely as now three figures now come out from within. It looks like different corpses walking out, one looks like Pipez, the other like Kidd Reaper, and the last like Fission? All seem to be decayed or something similar! Sinister charges at Fission but Fission immediately picks up Sinister and hits the Revolution!!! Sinister falls right on his neck! The seemingly undead Fission just broke Sinister's spine! Steve Douglas drops the belt and tries to open it but the undead Kidd Reaper turns around Douglas, picks him up and buries him 6 Feet Under!!! Douglas's neck snaps as well!!! Hardcore Matt still doesn't panick, he looks at all three now and spits right at the undead Pipez. Pipez lunges at Hardcore Matt and unleashes the Pipe Layer as he breaks Hardcore Matt's ribs!!! The door now opens as in comes one more figure. It's Faze! Faze laughs as he looks at his undead companions. Faze looks over at Hardcore Matt, the only one left alive now. Hardcore is in a corner as Pipez picks up Hardcore Matt. Fission and Kidd Reaper surround him.] Faze: I told you three would leave the room with the belts, but I never told you which three. It seems that all of you have come here, looking for gold that you'd even die for, and guess what Hardcore Matt, just like every ignorant opposer of the Soldiers of the Apocalypse, you will die for this gold. [Hardcore Matt begins to squirm as Pipez holds Matt securely. Faze talks in tongues as he reaches back with his right hand and lunges it right at the chest of Hardcore Matt! His hand reaches right into the chest cage of Hardcore Matt and he pulls out Matt's heart!!! Faze has just pulled out Hardcore Matt's heart! Hardcore Matt falls lifelessly to the ground as Faze laughs, holding the pumping heart in his hand.] Faze :My dear Bloodmoon is probably hungry, I think some hardcore heart would do him good today. HA HA HA HA HA HA. [Faze, Fission, Kidd Reaper, and Pipez leave the room now, each with their belt in hand as Faze leaves with Hardcore Matt's heart. The door shuts, leaving only the stench of death within, blood pools lay everywhere now, as the screen fades off and back onto the Crypt Keeper who is on a top rope for some reason. The camera pans in as now Faze stands in a small ring, right next to the Crypt Keeper. The Crypt Keeper laughs as he speaks, Faze next to him, in his satin robe.] Crypt Keeper: It seems that that gold was really to die for! (Laughs) Well fright fans, it goes to show you, being too greedy may not always lead you to success, it just might kill you. It seems that a few people got their hearts torn to shreds and eaten up, literally. It seems like Faze gave them more than they could really handle. Faze: The darkness never cease from it relentless pursuit for the destruction of all of our opposers. We will bring them all down, let this episode of Tales from the Crypt serve all a lesson of what can happen when you challenge the darkness and the shadows themselves, the Soldiers of the Apocalypse have grown and we are stronger than ever. Dare they tempt me, similar things to this shall happen... Crypt Keeper: Similar to what oh dead one? [Right then and there, Faze picks up the Crypt Keeper from the top rope and sets him up in the Shadow Piledriver and hits it as the Crypt Keeper's head seperates from his body. Faze leaves the small ring laughing as the camera focuses on the Crypt Keeper's loose head.] Crypt Keeper: I guess I've learned my lesson and that's to never let wrestling go to my head. (Laughs). Til next time fright fans, good fright good night... [The camera finally pans out now as the show fades completely. All 30 minutes have been used up, by now lots of people are either enraged or throwing up at their bathrooms, Tales from the Crypt bWo edition has just ended...]